I needed a little break. This place snuck in past my carefully constructed ‘fuck you’ walls and I needed a little sanity time.
But let me say this. My last comment. For the record.
I’ve met her. I believe her.
And so, whatever the collective morality of this place, my own line is drawn.
So Jack-or Tentacletoon rather-fuck you back. She knows I’ll back her to the hilt if she decides to takes action, but what chance does she have for any kind of justice in a country that wants to make a ‘date’ rapist its next president? And, according to hearsay, you’ve done something similar to someone else before. Nice! Little pattern developing there? Oh, sorry, I don’t have any ‘evidence’ on that one. So I’ll just shut up.
On a lighter note-.
RAMONA??? CONGRATULATIONS. Will have a(nother) large glass of champers in celebration of the new arrival
And as for the Dolorez debacle-. I didn’t know, I didn’t. I just figured you had very similar, very twisted little brains! Fantastic, my schlockmeister-I’m in awe! Oh, and I like this new turn-very House of the Flying Daggers with a little manga thrown in. I’ve been partial to a bit of porn lately!
BB-I too am edging into a rather bad gardening habit myself (with associated cold beverage reward). But recently some little slimy fekkers have tried to nosh my impatients-.I have become their instrument of death. And I like it! Very jealous of your butt!
Mica-thanks for keeping me up to date. And excuse me? GaryM? I think not. I’d prefer to be the brain spasm of someone not so-nice (Jokes, jokes). And no, I’m back. Still reeling a bit. Still raging. Still pissed off. But back.
Flutter-mmm, quirks-where to start. I HATE being late for movies (and yes, I DO like watching the ads.) And I’m with Ramon on the bacon and banana sarnies-yum. Oh and salted crisps on white bread roll or hundreds and thousands with lots of butter on white bread or plump ripe sliced tomato on toasted seed loaf. Ooooh!
Pious–Pious?-.poppet, you might hie to ye old England (oh, the shoes in Camden Market and Covent Garden), but you’d better visit us here. (poor Dexie! Although, mind you, he did wangle your addy out of that-.!)
Hey, and speaking of which- Dex-feeling a little existential there buddy? Nice blog. I always wanted to swim out into a grey ocean, till I couldn’t swim any more.
But that doesn’t give you the right to call me ‘fishy’, not matter HOW grateful you are-I might live in Cape Town, china, but I keep clean you old fussbugit! So just shuddup and bring me a cold Amstel. (Assuming you can find one since the SAB debacle – *sob*)
As for the snot infested blog-answer me this-hankies? Dis.gust.ing!
Bovril-.’Protea Passion Chat Forum’…? WHAhahahaahhaahaha! You’re kidding right? Protea ‘passion’ chat forum? No flippin’ way. You shagging the boys in the change rooms? Flip, I nearly lost a kidney when I read that. I’ve already spoken about this- click here
Gaz..how’s Stockholm? Have you asked them why they stock Holms? What is a holm anyway? Silliness. Ag. My FAVOURITE little plane trip was sitting next to a collection of Hasids. Nothing against the Hasidic, but they’ve definitely got something against deodorant. And they really like roll mops. And they were nervous. Olfactory torture of a cruel and unusual kind.
Sundays-.if I could come to work in my pajamas, I would. But since I sleep in the nick, the powers that be might object. Or not? And I happen to like sloths, but agree that music was naaasty.
Bertie, is that you? Darling-.am absolutely delighted you came to visit sorry I wasn’t there to receive you-but please come and have a glass of Stormhoek soon! Ok? Ok? And yes, of course I’ll have your love children.
MissN-visit here-.she’s horny!
And Silwane kaNjila…..Nataniel IS a lizard. Ever watch ‘V’? I’d be worried!