Give me an R….

skull.jpgAs the blood dripped slowly off the carving knife, he looked down at the ragged wound in her soft belly and licked the red off his fingers.  He put the knife down and picked up the box of lion matches.  Carefully cupping the flame he’d drawn from the wooden matchstick, he lit the thick, white candle jammed in her left eye socket….

 “Now that’s what I call a birthday cake!”

 Happy happy happy day of birthing Ramona….may the blood continue to flow!


13 thoughts on “Give me an R….

  1. Dusty Muffin says:

    Hell Dolce, you been taking lessons from Ramon?

    This is more than ‘Faintly Ew’

  2. Jam says:

    Hi Dolce dear
    Love your new space…I’ve been somewhat scarce I realise.

  3. dolce says:

    Jamster – even an annual visit fills me with glee! Thanks for coming to say hi!


  4. dolce says:

    Dusty…actually, ja…I have! Ramona has a very unique turn of phrase. In fact, I was toying with the concept of the birthday koek and how I could involve blood and gore and stuff…but my mind went all f’tang and refused to be that gross.

    So Ramona will always be utitshala and I will only ever be umfundi!

  5. Katt says:

    …. erm, how delightful? By the way, I know I didn’t receive an invitation but I can’t make it anyway.

    *runs to find stash of wooden stakes*


  6. danette says:

    Wow – finally someone I share my birthday with!!! I’ve never before met another June 8er 😀
    Happy Birthday for tomorrow!!! *;-P

  7. Ramon says:

    Thanks Dolce – Man, that cake sounds delicious!
    Sorry, I couldn’t respond earlier – Internet connection failed at home last night. Spent the evening with the 2 kids and the missus – I’m actually glad the connection failed – had a great birthday!
    Cheers again.

  8. dolce says:

    Katt Haha! I promise, Ramona’s just a “bloody” good horror writer…I was just attempting to emulate!

    Danette Thanks! I’ll pop over to share the bubbles later!

    Ramona Aaah. Glad you had a good one mate! *grin*

  9. Ramon says:

    Happy birthday Dolce!

  10. Flutter says:

    Yeh Dolce, Happy Birthday!

    Hope all your wildest wishes comes true and that you are blessed with scrumptious cake!

  11. Ramon says:

    With cream on your nipples!

  12. dolce says:



    Thanks R and Fluts – you little cherubs!

  13. Flutter says:

    Jeez Ramona – “.. cream on you nipples” ????

    You must have had some party lasy night.

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