Poen Pong

ping-pong.jpgWas nattering on the email, as you do, to a mate.  And somehow we got talking about the scene from Priscilla Queen of the Desert where the Thai wife shoots ping pong balls out of her poen.

 My mate: would you call that service?

Me: Double fault mate!

Him:  Hmmm

Me: The French Open of Poen Pong

Now my mental PVR is on jump-repeat and I’ve officially grossed myself out.

Happy Friday campers.


7 thoughts on “Poen Pong

  1. arbchick says:

    Hoohah Dolce – that’s the spirit love – stop hugging, put down your pile of bloody books and get Poen Ponging!!

  2. ouboet says:

    dolce, are you a goat?

  3. dolce says:

    Arbie. I don’t think I can. Poen Pong, I mean. I’ve got great pelvic floor muscles, but not thaaaaat good!

  4. dolce says:

    Oubutt. I can’t tell you, you’ll have to bleat it out of me.

  5. I’d only call it service if it was spelt c-e-r-v-i-x.

  6. robert says:

    Was that a volley or was it a v-u-l-v-a? Or was it a lob spelt l-a-b-i-a?

    Oh dear Dolce – this is a Grossout Fest!

    And I do not Submit. I “Moer It” at home and “Skop It “here!

  7. dolce says:

    Hey Ex-GW and Bertie – you’re both OUT!

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