Dirty trees, turds and an a round of Irish for the birthday girl

“You only get one Irish birthday”, my friend told me.  

“Only one?”

“Ja, when you’re tirty tree and a tird.”

We’ll today is my Irish day of birth.

Or, in more scatalogical terms, my dirty tree and a turd.


Any excuse for a celebration my friends.

Guiness and poo jokes all around!


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18 thoughts on “Dirty trees, turds and an a round of Irish for the birthday girl

  1. And man-oh-man, is guinness not a good way to celebrate the birthday (Said the chick born on St Paddy’s Day)
    Happy Irish Birthday!!

  2. daisyfae says:

    guess i’m approaching my ‘turd’ as well since we’re both gemini-esque…

    likes me some irish fluids, i do… drink a pint for me!

  3. Rich...! says:

    I’m eight days away from being tirty tree and tree turds, that has to count for something 🙂

  4. Oh, man, why didn’t I know about this way back when? Well, drink some for me,would you?

  5. All I can say is I hope to God I look that good when I get to 33. Big love to you.

  6. kyknoord says:

    Nice tattoo. What’s that in the potjie (apart from buttocks)? Looks like unpopped popcorn.

  7. Rox says:

    Awesome, something to look forward to after the Big Three Oh finally hits. Although, I can’t actually wait for the 30 mark, at least I can be done with the 20’s then.

    Have a bonny and prosperous Irish Birthday!

    P.S. Jamieson’s would also do, and Tullamore Dew. Just saying.

  8. nursemyra says:

    or how about poteen?


    happy dirty turd day xx

  9. Dolce says:

    @ Champers > I perfer a black velvet…or a nice bitter. Anything wet, in fact.

    @ Dais > Irish fluids? Dirty girl. 😉

    @ Rich…! > Absofekkin’lootly, me boyo. Another round for the man with two turds!

    @ Silverstar > It’s never too late to make up birthdays. My next birthday is the 13th anniversary of the my 21st birthday etc. It’s a game everyone can play!

    @ Mandaloon > 33.3…can’t forget the .3 lady. And are you sure you’re old enough to be reading this blog, missy??

    @ KyK > *rolls eyes* Tiny hamster poos, of course.

    @ Rox > NOW you’re talkin’ me darlin’. Make mine a double!

    @ Nurse M > And then home for some potatoes!

  10. tenmiles says:

    Happy 331/3!

    Wish I had a rare and valuable compilation of random African jazz and pop to give you.


  11. Seraphine says:

    lol, you’ve given me my first laugh of the day.
    dirty tree and a turd. you’re right, any excuse
    to celebrate, you gotta do it. black velvet sounds good.

  12. Dolce says:

    @ Tenmiles > Oh no. Only a great sage of music could appreciate and understand such a CD. The likes of I should never know its true value.

    @ Sera > Mmmm….and now it’s Friday. Another excuse…wheeeeeeee!

  13. beaverboosh says:

    Belated happy… whatever…

  14. oniongirl says:

    basstids. nobody told me.
    maybe i could just pretend its on friday?

    oh ja. stuttafords has a sale on – quite a bit of underwear at the canal walk one – some e+f+g’s were still on the rack yesterday. dont usually go into it – but the big red sign lured me in. didnt find anything for meself there – but hit a bit of luck at woolies – which gives new definition to ‘balconette’ – if i lean over – they’re over.

  15. Dolce says:

    @ Booooosch > ta, I think

    @ Oniongal > I LOVE those balconettes….they sure do give the girls a lift!

  16. michaelm says:

    No jokes about Guinness please . . .

  17. Dolce says:

    @ Michael M > Would I ever? *innocent blinking*

  18. Jim says:

    i’m tirty tree and i’m oirish

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