This is not what you want to find in your hotel bed at 01h32.
oh, come now… put a leash on the dear fellow, give him a name (like..oh..”Chauncey”), and parade him about the hotel lobby loudly proclaiming how nice it is for the hotel to give such nice pets complimentary.
LOL … Chauncey, very funny.
No smooches here,
i dunno…. he’s big enough to fetch a cup of coffee….
That’s what happens when you have too many tequilas down in the bar. Please tell me you didn’t give him your phone number.
As opposed to any other time? 😈
Oh grim!! You really are having bad luck with hotels!
I told you but you never LISTEN!!! Stop using internet dating sites!!!!!
I bet City Lodge just loves your new advertising campaign. I was fortunate to see my little pet like that skitter across the floor before I checked in, while the landlord was trying to assure me his motel was clean. And then I skittered the other way.
Aaaargh, just looking at that picture makes me want to scream and run away in panic.
that’s the “24 hour vending machine” that’s advertised on the website
how’s it going with your uncle, Dolce?
@ Gnu > you have a wicked mind. I like.
@ The Tart > I know. My mouth puckered in a different kind of emotion. Ew.
@ Dais > but, typically, he’s too fucken lazy to get off his chitonous arse.
@ Kyk > Um…:mrgreen:
@ Ms P > Point taken! And heartily agreed with.
@ Jents > I KNOW!! What’s the universe trying to say?
@ Vaps > but he wrote such beeeeooooootiful pooetry!
@ Silverstar > I shoulda caught it and popped it on the counter at reception in the morning.
@ Rox > Shrieking is the only option!
@ Nurse M > Ew. And not good, sadly. But I’m really glad I went.
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