On the plus side, at least she didn’t have her head blown off.
actually, it wasn’t his cock- it was his supersonic semen, shooting through her spine, and shattering it.
you’re feeling better and missing Kyk i see–I will never have fantasies about Superman the same way again.
LOL this some funny shit
Kryptonite condoms ftw.
This has got me wondering about the Incredible Hulk
he may be powerful, but he’s faster than a speeding bullet, if ya know what i mean… [yawn…]
I guess he does warn the ladeez about this matter. I mean, danger-red underpants, on the outside of his boy-blue unitard… that just shouts “death by erection”.
I suppose the other option is an extreme quickie.
wow – I was just thinking what a wonderful way to die. and then Daisyfae put it all into perspective 😦
@ Kyk > Well, you see, that’s why Superman won’t date Wonderwoman.
@ Bete > And all she wanted was dinner and a movie.
@ HisQueen > *bats eyelashes* I don’t know what you could be talking about 😉
@ Blade > See, even Superplayas get the blues!
@ Egadfly > That could could have dire consequences. If there’s one thing a girl hates more than being fucked to death, it’s some guy passing out on her.
@ Ms P > Oh, no, he’s lovely….it’s only when he gets grumpy that you have to worry.
@ Dais > He’s not going to be happy about this kiss & tell stuff lady.
@ Bogan > you’d think!
@ TygerKatt > in a phonebooth
@ Nurse M > yeah, all savin’ the world, no foreplay. It’s the same with all those so called Heros.
Did none of you see Mallrats? There’s a whole scene on this. Superman would blow Lois Lane’s fallopian tube out her back like a shotgun blast. Only Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to fuck Superman. The only way Superman can bang normal chicks is with a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.
This is why you fuck Batman. Or Wolverine because of his special healing powers that will have him ready for Round 2 before you can say adamantium.
Yeah, these girls just want to mess around, and never think about the consequences. Shame, really.
Bring on Wolverine
@ Renal Failure > Nothing you can do that isn’t done, nothing you can sing that can’t be sung…lalalalala. Did someone mention Wolverine? Nom nom nom.
@ Silverstar > trollops!
@ Nurse M > Share? 😉
wolverine sandwich, anyone?
@ TygerKatt > looks like there’s a whole new X-men out….all about the object of our lust interest. I’ll be going. For edumacashunal purposes, of course.
@ Dais > With relish. Nom nom nom.
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