18 thoughts on “The downside to dating superman

  1. kyknoord says:

    On the plus side, at least she didn’t have her head blown off.

  2. betenoir says:

    actually, it wasn’t his cock- it was his supersonic semen, shooting through her spine, and shattering it.

  3. hisqueen says:

    you’re feeling better and missing Kyk i see–I will never have fantasies about Superman the same way again.

  4. blade says:

    LOL this some funny shit

  5. egadfly says:

    Kryptonite condoms ftw.

  6. Sassy Miss P says:

    This has got me wondering about the Incredible Hulk :mrgreen:

  7. daisyfae says:

    he may be powerful, but he’s faster than a speeding bullet, if ya know what i mean… [yawn…]

  8. gullybogan says:

    I guess he does warn the ladeez about this matter. I mean, danger-red underpants, on the outside of his boy-blue unitard… that just shouts “death by erection”.

  9. Tyger Katt says:

    I suppose the other option is an extreme quickie.

  10. nursemyra says:

    wow – I was just thinking what a wonderful way to die. and then Daisyfae put it all into perspective 😦

  11. Dolce says:

    @ Kyk > Well, you see, that’s why Superman won’t date Wonderwoman.

    @ Bete > And all she wanted was dinner and a movie.

    @ HisQueen > *bats eyelashes* I don’t know what you could be talking about 😉

    @ Blade > See, even Superplayas get the blues!

    @ Egadfly > That could could have dire consequences. If there’s one thing a girl hates more than being fucked to death, it’s some guy passing out on her.

    @ Ms P > Oh, no, he’s lovely….it’s only when he gets grumpy that you have to worry.

    @ Dais > He’s not going to be happy about this kiss & tell stuff lady.

    @ Bogan > you’d think!

    @ TygerKatt > in a phonebooth

    @ Nurse M > yeah, all savin’ the world, no foreplay. It’s the same with all those so called Heros.

  12. renalfailure says:

    Did none of you see Mallrats? There’s a whole scene on this. Superman would blow Lois Lane’s fallopian tube out her back like a shotgun blast. Only Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to fuck Superman. The only way Superman can bang normal chicks is with a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.

    This is why you fuck Batman. Or Wolverine because of his special healing powers that will have him ready for Round 2 before you can say adamantium.

  13. Yeah, these girls just want to mess around, and never think about the consequences. Shame, really.

  14. nursemyra says:

    Bring on Wolverine

  15. Dolce says:

    @ Renal Failure > Nothing you can do that isn’t done, nothing you can sing that can’t be sung…lalalalala. Did someone mention Wolverine? Nom nom nom.

    @ Silverstar > trollops!

    @ Nurse M > Share? 😉

  16. Tyger Katt says:

    Wolverine! *swoon*

  17. daisyfae says:

    wolverine sandwich, anyone?

  18. Dolce says:

    @ TygerKatt > looks like there’s a whole new X-men out….all about the object of our lust interest. I’ll be going. For edumacashunal purposes, of course.

    @ Dais > With relish. Nom nom nom.

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