T…t…t…t…touch me

I love the commercialisation of everything!  And now…National Masterbation Month, brought to you by the clever, money hungry folks at the Good Vibrations Sex toy company.

Well, isn’t it lucky I’m single then.

A merry month of May indeed.

For inspiration, I recommend a little wonder around here. Gorgeous La Petite Mort for one.

And the theme tune for today?  Why, nothing better than that little ditty by the Divinyls.

I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don’t want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

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17 thoughts on “T…t…t…t…touch me

  1. daisyfae says:

    Lovely! Don’t forget to bring yourself flowers… and ladies, smoke ’em if ya got ’em!

  2. Interesting blog indeed… and I see the eloquent Daisyfae is already here before me. Excellent company!

  3. beaverboosh says:

    Well I’ll be sniffing alot of fingers this month then eh!

  4. well if that site wasn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

  5. thegnukid says:

    wait, you mean i was supposed to wait for this month to do that? well, count me as embarrassed for doing that the rest of the year. i’ll join you in a celebratory one, ‘kay?

  6. kyknoord says:

    People tell me I’m already touched. Does that mean I’m disqualified?

  7. Uncle Keith says:

    I don’t suppose it’s any coincidence that they picked a month with the full 31 days.

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