I love the commercialisation of everything! And now…National Masterbation Month, brought to you by the clever, money hungry folks at the Good Vibrations Sex toy company.
Well, isn’t it lucky I’m single then.
A merry month of May indeed.
For inspiration, I recommend a little wonder around here. Gorgeous La Petite Mort for one.
And the theme tune for today? Why, nothing better than that little ditty by the Divinyls.
I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me
I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don’t want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no